A few
days ago I was fortunate enough to conduct an interview with the vocalist of the
"Murderdolls": Wednesday 13. I caught him between his solo tour in the
U.S. in which he has had the members of "Death Becomes You" backing
him, and his U.K. leg of the tour where he will be promoting the new
"Frankenstein Drag Queens" album. I really got into music around the age of 10 or 11. I was
playing with my G.I. Joe men one day and my parents were watching "The
Peoples Court". During a commercial break, they showed an Alice Cooper
advertisement for an upcoming concert in town. I remember my mom saying
"That's the guy that bites the heads off chickens and snakes." After
hearing that, I had to find out more about Alice Cooper. I just started getting
into music from that point on, but Alice Cooper has been a staple in my head
since the beginning.
Who is your single biggest influence in music and in
life?
Musically, so many people have influenced me. From Alice
Cooper to Motley Crue, Plasmatics to the Cramps, T-rex to James Brown, the list
goes on and on. Movies, television and cartoons are all major influences to me
as well. They inspire me to create as much as music does.
Does your family approve of the choices you have made
regarding your lifestyle and music?
At first they didn't understand what I do, and I'm not
quite sure if they do now. They know that this is my life and my career, and I
support my family with it. They have always been supportive of me though.
You were in a band called "Maniac Spider
Trash" (MST) and if I am not mistaken, you released two albums with them.
You then formed "The Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13." (FDQ).
What happened in MST to cause its demise? Who was in it with you and were the
albums ever professionally pressed and where can I get them?
Maniac Spider Trash was a band that formed out of my very
first band called Mizery that I joined when I was 15. We released demo cassettes
only and that's about it. It had a revolving door line up thru the years, and at
the end, consisted of Abby, Sicko Zero, and Dr. Damn-it. On a very sad note
"Dr. Damn-It" AKA "Michael Patrick" lost his life to cancer
a few years ago, he was way too young and I do truly miss him (R.I.P). We
recorded a full length album but it never saw the light of day. We had a company
reject it and refuse to press it because of the theme, I believe they actually
said "they would not support the devil and violence toward children."
I had a good time with that band and we did a lot of weird shit, it was my
escape from the real world. Tensions formed between members in late '95 and I
quit that band to form FDQ. I had really planned for quite some time to quit MST
and form more of a punk rock horror thing.
The Drag Queens were a huge underground phenomenon and
released quite a few albums with various members. Who are the
"Original" members?
The FDQ "phenomenon" was much like Ed Wood (one
of the main inspirations behind the band) it came after the band was dead.
During our time we had fans here and there, but we were still playing shows in
front of 30 to 50 people if we were lucky. When the Murderdolls formed and
people learned of my history it sparked the interest in FDQ. The band originally
started with Seaweed on bass, Sicko Zero on drums and myself on vocals and
guitar.
In your opinion which "FDQ" is the best album
or your favorite? What is your favorite "FDQ" song while we are on
favorites?
They are all different to me and represent different
times in my life. It's hard to pick one, but I worked the hardest on 'Songs from
the Recently Deceased," so it's a little closer to my heart. My favorite
FDQ songs are "Rocketship Oddity 13", "Rambo", "Scary
Song" and a lot of the later stuff that is on the upcoming 6 years, 6 feet
Under the influence.
How in the hell did you come about joining the
Murderdolls with Joey Jordison (Slipknot), Acey Slade (Dope- he replaced Eisen
when he had to leave) and Tripp Eisen (Dope/Static-X)?
Basically here's the short story: A guy named Dizzy that
was singing for Joey's band, the Rejects, was a fan of FDQ and recommended me to
Joey and turned him onto FDQ. I Knew Tripp and Acey from Dope, and Tripp was
doing the side thing with Joey in the Rejects. They contacted me and asked me to
play bass for the Rejects. They flew me out to Iowa and we went in and recorded
some songs in November 2001 for what was then planned to be the Rejects album.
We did only 2 live shows as the Rejects in January 2002. Over the months things
changed and I became the singer and we changed the name to the Murderdolls,
which is basically a name combination of The New York Dolls and The Murder
Junkies. We found drummer Ben and bassist Eric in Hollywood and asked them to
join. We basically put this band together like Frankenstein, a piece from here a
piece from there. I hate the fact that it wasn't like a band of old friends who
grew up together and started everything from a smaller place. I wish we had time
to create and write all new songs on the debut but this was the way it was, the
moment was there "take it or leave it"...I took it. This was like an
experiment, we just made up the rules as we went along and it turned out really
cool.
Where did Eric and Ben come from and where can I find
some of there older band's cd's??
They are from Hollywood, and I'm not really sure where to
get their stuff.
Since joining the Murderdolls and disbanding
"FDQ". It's been very evident that there is bad blood between you and
former members. What happened to cause harsh feelings? Will there ever be any
reconciliation? Was this the reason none of those guys were on "Viva Los
Violence"?
I'll try to make this as honest and simple as possible,
but to understand the bad blood you need a little background on the evolution of
FDQ. There was a revolving door in the band over the years. I was 19 when FDQ
started and we all did dumb things and made bad decisions here and there. I made
the mistake of firing Seaweed only after a few months of the band being
together, replaced him with a guy named Rat Bastard and then just a month and a
half after that, drummer Sicko Zero quit the band in Dec '96. He packed up his
stuff and left a note that said "never call me again, I quit." Rat
Bastard was not into being a full time member of FDQ so we parted ways right
after that as well. Seaweed and I worked out our differences and put together a
new line up for '97. In comes Abby Normal who joined in on guitar and Saidso on
drums. We played some shows and did one demo and then Abby Normal was let go in
the summer of '97 because he could not commit to touring. Honestly, I don't
think he really liked the band that much, he complained of the music being too
simple for him. I think he wanted it to be more like MST and I didn't. We did
some touring that year, fired Saidso and then all of a sudden Sicko Zero calls
me out of the blue. We put the bad things behind us and he returned to FDQ in
'98. We did the "Night of the Living Drag Queens" album in '98 and
'Songs from the Recently Deceased" in '99/2000 . Then more problems arose,
Sicko Zero became the problem in 2000 with Seaweed and myself. He wasn't
committing to rehearsals and canceled a show, and just really started to
distance himself from us as both band members and as friends. I got a flash back
from the beginning when he just up and quit and left a note, so I wasn't gonna
get fooled again and I found another drummer. The 2001 "Viva Las
Violence" era was formed with Scabs and Ikky. I thought everything was
going great and then just shortly after we recorded the album Seaweed quit the
band. This was totally unexpected but I carried on and found a replacement in
way of a guy we called IT. This led up to me hooking up with the Rejects
/Murderdolls gig and then, I disbanded the band in 2002 to commit full time to
the Murderdolls.
That's the short back history of FDQ. I'm not saying I was golden and did no
wrong, I'm just giving the facts on what happened. Now that I went on to do
things with Murderdolls and the fact that FDQ material was on the debut album,
it has caused quite a bit of shit. I was offered a great opportunity out of a
what seemed like a dead end situation (due to the past of FDQ) and I took it.
Fact: I wrote everything for FDQ that was ever recorded and released on the
albums, it says so on the credits. No one in the band stepped up to debate that
then, for 6 years I was always credited on the albums for music and lyrics -
100%. The guys in the band knew this and acknowledged that fact. I'm not being
arrogant I'm just stating the truth, that's how it was. When the Murderdolls
album comes out in 2002 it's suddenly accusations of "Hey, I wrote
that." I'm sorry to say, but those are my songs and FDQ was my band.
There are no future plans of working out our differences and reforming.
The former members of "FDQ" went on to form
"The Graveyard Boulevard" (TGB) and released an album on the Indy
Label "Antidote Records". Have you heard the album and if so what are
your thoughts?
Yes, I heard it from Seaweed, who I talked to for a short
while last year. I listened to it and I liked the first song and few others,
it's cool to hear Seaweed sing. I choose to keep my thoughts on other parts of
the album to myself.
A few months back, my wife purchased the
Murderdolls Special Edition CD + DVD for me. I wanted to make up my own mind
about the band and low and behold, a load of old "FDQ" songs were on
it that had been revamped. With all due respect, why not do an all new album
rather than doing covers of your own songs?
Basically it was a "now or never" sort of
thing. Our time together to write was limited (being that we lived in different
parts of the US) so I pulled out my old stuff, Joey pulled out his old stuff. We
slammed it together reworked it and it was done. Those songs were pretty much
unheard of to most of the general public so to put it out again on a major label
and let people hear songs that I wrote and thought were really good didn't seem
like a bad idea to me.
On the special edition of the "Beyond The Valley
Of The Murderdolls", you have a song called "Welcome To The
Strange". On "Songs From The Recently Deceased", you have a song
by the same title but the song is completely different. Matter of fact, it is
almost a rendition of "The Doors" tune "Riders On The
Storm". These are two of my favorite tracks that you have written. How did
you come up with each of the songs?
Yes, they have the same title but they are different
songs all together. The FDQ version is a combination of the "Doors"
and our own song. The Murderdolls version is a song I wrote back in '97 called
"Circus in my Head." We never recorded it and I never really had any
lyrics to it. I always wanted to work on it again and put it out, so Joey and I
worked it up in the studio in December 2002 and completed it. "Welcome to
the Strange" is one of my favorite Murderdolls songs.
You also do a cover of Billy Idol's "White
Wedding" on the special edition cd. What made you cover that song? Were
there any other songs that you fellas had in mind to cover as well?
We were thinking of a cool cover to do and I had
attempted a version of "White Wedding" back in the MST days. We worked
up our version of it and it turned out really cool. I always thought that song
had a weird, eerie vibe to it. We we're discussing doing "Cold Ethyl"
by Alice Cooper; maybe later.
Can we expect another "Murderdolls" album
after Joey gets back from doing the "Slipknot" thing?
Yeah, we have about 40 songs written for it now, not even
counting what we will have by the time we go to record it. It will be an album
of all new songs, I assure you.
Now that Joey Jordison is working on the new
"Slipknot" album, you have chosen to do some solo tours. The band
backing you is combined of members from the Floridian band "Death Becomes
You" (DBY). What made you choose these guys? Did you know them personally
or just dig their tunes? Did you have any second choices?
I read a bad review of them actually, and the things this
guy didn't like about them in the review sounded appealing to me. I checked
their site out and knew right away these guys we're the right guys for the job.
I didn't know them at all, so I contacted them and worked it out from there.
They came up to NC and did a few shows at the end of January as my backing band
and it was a blast. We are heading to the UK in March for a 10 date trek which
should be complete mayhem, I can't wait.
I am a huge fan of "DBY" and I have just
completed reviewing their latest cd entitled "Make it Bleed". What do
you personally think of the album? and when the Dolls fire it back up will you
be taking them out on the road with you? That would be one fucking awesome show
in my opinion!
I'll be helping these guys out as much as I can. Their
album is really good. My favorite tracks on "Make It Bleed" are
"The Hearse," "Scratch The World," and "Cadaverize".
Hopefully we can do a Murderdolls/DBY tour in the future.
I have also noticed that you will be releasing a new
"FDQ" album so cleverly entitled 6 Years 6 Feet under the influence on
March 15 of this year. If I am not mistaken, it will be released in Europe
first, when will the USA be graced with this masterpiece? Also who all played on
this album?
6 years, 6 Feet Under The Influence is coming out on
March 15th in the UK On "People Like You Records," and will be
officially released in July in Europe. Japan will be releasing it soon as well.
Unfortunately we have no release date or label for it in the US yet. This record
is re-recordings of all my favorite FDQ stuff as well as never before heard
tracks from the final days of FDQ. The basic tracks on this album were recorded
in 2001 before the Murderdolls gig came about. We had planned to release a
"Best of" type record with some new tracks back then, but the idea and
band got shelved when I jojned the Murderdolls. I dusted the tapes off about 6
months ago, went back in the studio and finished the record. I think it sounds
amazing and it is by far the best sounding recording ever of FDQ. I play
everything on the album except for drums, which were played by Scabs.
You have started a clothing line called "Thirteen
Dead Kids" tell us a little about that and how business is going for you on
that end of the spectrum.
It's a lot of work and a lot of fun. For me to do
something outside of music is cool. The reaction so far is great. The characters
were drawn and created by me along with the help of my lovely wife, Mrs.13.
"The Thirteen Dead kids" were inspired by The Munsters as well as
different cartoons, movies etc. Once we got the concept down for the characters,
the ideas just started flowing like crazy. The merchandise line will be released
worldwide in March. I'm also releasing a book later this year called Wednesday
13's-"The Thirteen Dead Kids and other Gruesome Scarytales". I'm
keeping really fucking busy and I'm having a blast with this.
Now onto the fun questions! It's no secret that you are
a fan of Glam/Hair Metal, I mean FDQ & The Dolls wreak of those wonderful
sounds. I grew up on that stuff and I am fanatic about it as well! What is your
favorite Glam/Hair band of all time and why?
I don't have just one, there are so many. Starting with
Motley Crue and Twisted Sister, and onto the late '80's early '90's with The
Zeros, Tuff, Pretty Boy Floyd, Kik Tracee, Vain - the list goes on.
What is your thought on today's current music both
underground and popular? Who are your favorites?
There is nothing going on now that I'm blown away by.
I've noticed the rise of horror bands over the past few years in the
underground, and the rise of this emo, two lead singer, screamer stuff that I
just can't understand. I really like the new records by Turbonegro, The
Wildhearts and Monster Magnet.
Give me a thought on each of the bands listed
below, of course if you remember them..
Slammin' Gladys- I hated this guy's braided hair look,
kind of like the Offspring guy before they came out. I hated them, never liked
them at all
Nitro- Yes, "O.F.R." is a great fucking record. The highest screams
and fastest guitar playing ever..."You're in trouble in Double
Trouble"
Wrathchild U.K. (Not America)- Stakk Attack is one of the worst recordings
ever but still a good record. I have all of Wrathchild's albums.
White Lion- I had their albums back in the day, never been my favorite, I
would say they have a handful of good songs.
TUFF- Yes, proud member of the TUFF fan club, thank you very much. Good band,
good songs...'Good Guys Wear Black"
Lita Ford- Never really cared for her solo albums but she married the singer
for Nitro so she must be cool. W.A.S.P.- WASP is great and I enjoyed the older
stuff a lot. "Live in the Raw" is my favorite release by them.
EZO- Another great overlooked band. These guys had 2 amazing records and I
still listen to them often.
Poison- Poison also had some great stuff. "Look What the Cat Dragged
In" is a classic. It's funny now because I've become friends with those
guys and got to go on stage and perform 'Rock N Roll all Night' with them last
year. That was pretty amazing.
Twisted Sister- One of my favorites of all time. Dee Snider is a god.
Skid Row- I loved these guys, and from time to time I get the "You sound
like Sebastian Bach" comment. I'm glad to take that anyday, and the last
record "Sub Human Race" was excellent I thought.
Guns N' Roses- I really liked "Appetite for Destruction" but after
that didn't care about them too much.
Rock Goddess- I'm stumped here.
Blacklace- I'm stumped here as well.
Tigertailz- Another great band. The album "Berserk" was so produced
and so cool. I thought these guys were gonna be huge, guess I was wrong. At the
last Murderdolls show in London in July last year, someone threw a copy of their
live video at me on stage.
Salty Dog- I never liked these guys, and I thought their single
"Lonesome Fool" was terrible, The guy's voice was so annoying.
Warrant- I had the first two albums. I saw them open for Motley Crue on the
"Dr. Feelgood" tour. I was down with the down boys.
Europe- I had the first album I'm sorry to say. This band was awful.
Helix- One of the ugliest singers in rock, and I didn't like the band
either... Rock You!!!
Vixen- I hated them. I remember the drummer Roxy saying her motto in life is
'Sex, Drums, and Rock-n-Roll," that's pretty dumb.
Warlock- I never liked Doro, but I met her last year and she was really cool.
She has the drummer Johnny Dee from Britny Fox in her band, that's impressive.
Cinderella- These guys had some great stuff. I really liked them a lot, Tom
Keifer had a cool voice.
What Glam/Hair Metal band would you like to see in
concert?
I really would have liked to see Twisted Sister.
What is your favorite movie and why?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre as far as horror movies go. I
just loved the family. It's a comedy to me and very close to my heart.
If you could have a conversation with anybody dead or
alive who would it be and why?
Probably Ed Wood, just because he seemed really
passionate about what he did and I think we could have some good conversations
over a few drinks and trying on some angora.
Who is Wednesday 13's personal heroes or hero?
Chuck Norris, and Sylvester Stallone as a kid...as an
adult Chuck Norris and Sylvester Stallone...and Alice Cooper.
Now that you have tasted some success and made a little
more money than usual what are some things that you have found yourself
purchasing?
I try to be careful now and not buy things that I don't
need. I've collected toys for years but I'm more selective with what I buy now.
What was your day job before your career took off and
if it all ended tomorrow would you go back to it?
I was a magazine delivery guy. I hated it, and no I would
not go back to it.
What will you do when your career is all over?
Start another one.
Well now that I have asked you every question under the
sun..Can you leave us with a quote that you live your life by, a little advice
if ya will?
Yes, Life is a shit hole, filled with shitty little
people doing shitty little things. Look out for # 1 but don't step on #2. Also,
"It's not Necrophilla if your dead too"..."sit Ubu sit... good
dog...ruff!!!" ~Andy~
To begin, I must ask.. Who and what got you into music? How long have you been
making music?
Now, what more can you ask for? Wednesday sets the record
straight in the nicest of ways on alot of things and he lets you in a little on
his love for Glam! Hail to the newest Glam God...Wednesday 13!
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